January 2010
407 posts
Hooooome, sanctuary. Hooooome back to me. Its so hard to be away!
Wait, so no gorillaz opera after all :(
Just went out for tex-mex and had the fucking WORST waiter ever. Mom complained to manager (lolol hilarity insues). she left with a HARUMPH!
There is little else as embarassing as admitting to your dad that your vajayjay is leaking.
There are sporadic insanely spastic scenrios in my head that only last 30 seconds until I realise what a headcase I am. help hayleys lost it
December 2009
209 posts
And when it comes, you’ll feel the weight of it, the weight of it. (dodge caravan driving in front of us)
Omfg! I was literally praying that the crimson wave would wait until i got home, & here i sit with a makeshift fix & 8 hours left!
Btw, did you know there is a blue moon tonight?
That was kind of really stupid to not sleep at all the night before new years eve. Im prolly gonna miss 2010.
in my good, good morning, im up before the sun can break.. (too early of course)
Onfg solitaire addict? Up at 3 am still playing. O_O
Splitting migraine from bloody fireworks. Heading home, i was freaking beat into the ground today
Sitting on the hard ground somewhere in disney at 930 waiting for some ghey light show while my lower body aches with a fire of 1000 sun …
I love how people stand around and watch fire. What freaking idiots. Look at all the pollution its emmiting!!
Ugh im so fucking exausted and dehydrated i want to punch all these people in the face. -_-
Wahey! And were eating in the BRITISH part of Epcot, with real Brits!! :3 day=made
Yo ho ho, an anamatronic johnny depp for me! :P
Omfg! The cutest little british blonde kids next to us in line! D’aaaaw!! :3 proper accents as well!
holy hell, its 38F/3C in Florida now… just freeze our bollocks off in Magic Kingdom! O_O
this internet is slower than (insert slowest thing ever to roam the earth) -_-
well hello, this will be one of few appearances I will make until my tweeting binge on New Years. :3
Stranded in a retirement community without internet!! SAAAAVE MEEE! :(
OMGWTFBBQ Feel Good Inc playing in one of the Seaside shops. My day = made.
Seaside, Florida: Heaven on Earth
WTF #happybdayhayley?…. freakin hayley williams gets to be trending on her birthday, but do I? -_-
OMFG NETFLIX, YOU BETTER LET ME STREAM ON A MAC OR I’M GONNA SHOOT MYSELF. -_-
I wonder what missy got for christmas..
Headed to Florida to see the grandparents. Just me and my dad in the car for 16 hours… This should be interesting.
Byyyee
Thank god it’s all almost over.
The magical Christmases of my youth have ceased to exist. It’s all just a utilitarian exchange of things we found in the bargain bin.
Crimbo ensues, 1000 tshirts and purses later…. Here we sit. Quite a few gifts left. Xmas recap later
LOL ily gra! So funny you dork. :3
Have a fuckin’ blurry christmas gurlies! <3
shes so high I want to crawl all over her
Drunken sister is singing Christmas carols at top volume. XD love you @correybarone hehe
It seems he tweets at the very exact moment when my life #needsmorecoxon <3
all I’ve ever done is tame.. will you still love me all the same.. will you love me though it’s always the same?
I need to hear some sounds that recognize the pain in me.
Well here I am again, resorting to Mr Milton Hershey’s products and some inspirational-ish indie movies to drown my sorrows. Typical holiday
Charles Manson’s Epic Answer http://bit.ly/IP0Yx had me rotfl. XD
Fred Perry at the premiere? Place your bets!
“Oooooh the way an ends commence. And helicopters in the sky dance, they rule the day…” #correctlyrics? Alarm Cord Eslam Jawaad feat. Damo
RT @tofupanny: who is this hobo?! that’s not damon albarn! http://bit.ly/4wfJ6K graham, give your man a kick in the face and sober him up!!
he’s bringing hobo back, yeah. like when people lived beside the tracks, yeah. you know we love when you wear trucker hats. #sexybackhobo
BLUR WAS THE REASON HE KEPT SHAVING. ALL THE MORE REASON TO GET BACK TOGETHER FOR GOOD. http://tweetphoto.com/6948403
How the fuck does Suzi let him outta the house looking like that?? Oh well, I’d still tap dat ass… :O
making christmas presents now. then driver time at 830 pm… driving in the dark? not so smart…
let me go cry over the fact that there is going to be an EPIC premiere… *WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH!*
“i’ve got sunshine in a bag” heroin reference?